|Yes, that is actually the UPS man, at that hour. And our dog would like to disembowel the UPS man. She does not take kindly to unfamiliar people who stride aggressively to our door. Such people break all the rules of canine decorum.|
Anyway, keep this in mind as the holiday season approaches, because the problem might very well get worse. If your bell rings in the dead of night, it's not necessarily a prelude to a home invasion, so please don't shoot the bell-ringer on general principle. My dog would be so disappointed. She is really hoping for first dibs.
|Substitute "UPS man" for "mailman". My favorite barking meme. I would credit the maker if I knew who it was.|