|That is, I had to physically accompany them into the theater. And of course it's every teenager's dream to have a grey-haired old woman along for the ride on a Friday night.|
|It's a small, harmless act of rebellion. If the worst thing your teen does is sneak into an R-rated movie, count yourself among the truly blessed.|
If nothing else, this kind of enforcement represents a shrewd money-making effort on the part of the cinema, because it means that they're making an extra ten bucks without having a geriatric like myself proceed to actually occupy the seat I paid for.
|Because, of course, they don't make enough money already. Sigh.|